Fragile Bones Make for Fun Fights

Five Knuckles is reporting that Jean Claude Van Damme will fight Olympic gold-medalist boxer Somluck Kamsing in a K-1 muay thai match in March 2010.

The best part of this story is that Van Damme has requested that elbows not be allowed during the fight because he's an actor and he doesn't want his face to get bruised or cut.

An actor? Really? I took dance lessons in 1992 but I don't call myself a ballerina. But hey, if all it takes to win is the ability to do a split and get an erection while dancing on TV, you've got this in the bag, baby.