Panty Dropper of the Week: Frank Mir

Mmmmm.....greasy.

Birthday: May 24, 1979
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 245 lbs.
Relationship: Married

Beth’s View

Doability – High. Frank Mir is 100% USDA Prime Man Meat.
Perceived Skills – Crushing beer cans on his forehead, playing The Star Spangled Banner via armpit farts.
Imagined Dream Date – Office Christmas party in a Los Angeles high rise. A group of German terrorists take over the building and Frank will stop at nothing to see that justice is done. Why does that sound familiar?
Long Term Relationship Potential – About 1 year. All my girl friends would have the hots for him and I would turn in to a raving jealous lunatic. Realizing that this is unhealthy I would have to break up with him.
Panty Dropper Rating – 4 – Worth the Wax.

Donna’s View

Doability - Extremely high. He has brown hair and blue eyes, which is guaranteed to turn me into a babbling moron.
Perceived Skills - smooching, oil changes and tune-ups, making a kick-ass marinara.
Imagined Dream Date - Jets game. Hot dogs, beer, make out for the kiss cam, followed by the drive home in which we re-create the ‘No Way Out’ limo scene.
Long Term Relationship Potential - 6 months. Just when things are starting to look good, he starts pointing out other chicks and remarking how "hot" it would be for the three of us to go back to his place, aaaand … scene.
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 – Worth the Wax.