GGMMA Book Club: Got Fight?

Things I learned while reading 'Got Fight' by Forrest Griffin (with Erich Krauss):

1. Forrest Griffin has only one testicle.
2. All real men must know the military ranks in order.
3. There are only three pickup lines you'll ever need. "My friends over there were wondering if you liked me" was my favorite. I might actually fall for this.
4. Never grapple with men who have 5 o'clock shadows or poor sphincter control.
5. Never, under any circumstances, date an MMA fighter, as most are poor, smelly, moody bastards with childhood trauma issues.

This book was just what I expected, which was advice about becoming an MMA fighter mixed liberally with Griffin's dry wit. I have no interest in being a fighter (obvious to those of you that know me), but I still enjoyed reading this book, and would suggest you check it out too.