You Call Them Action Figures, I'll Call Them Dolls

It was announced in a press release on August 6th that Jakks Pacific, Inc. and Round 5 Corp. have entered into a sub-licensing agreement to share UFC and MMA talent. The agreement allows both companies to make these fabulous action figures and other related products for UFC®.

I'm kind of digging these dolls. Yes, I said dolls, not action figures. I'm a girl dammit and I play with dolls. Geez, my life as a young girl may have been permanently altered if I had had these to play with. Can you imagine how much happier my Barbie would have been if she had gotten to play house with these guys? Instead she got stuck with boring old Ken, the eunich, with his molded-on, flesh-colored banana hammock. Something tells me that underneath those plastic shorts you would find a lot more than Ken was able to offer. Today's young girls just don't know how good they have it.