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Panty Dropper of the Week: Forrest Griffin

 

All behold the power of my glorious hairy chest.

All behold the power of my glorious hairy chest.

 

Birthday: July 1, 1979
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 205 lbs.
Relationship: Married

Beth's View

Doability - Very high! Forrest Griffin looks like the type of man who picks out a woman he likes and drags her by the hair back to his cave. Me likey! I have to deduct some points for the unfortunate fact that when I happened across him in Philadelphia at UFC 101, he was wearing a fanny pack. But you know, not everyone's perfect and it sure didn't stop me from drooling all over myself and feeling tingly in all kinds of places.
Perceived Skills - Forrest seems like the type of multi-functional guy that every woman dreams about. During the day he could pour you a new driveway and at night he could **cough, cough** clean out your pipes. When the zombie apocalypse comes (and you know it will) I would want him there to protect me.
Imagined Dream Date - In front of a roaring fire while my face is cushioned on his lucious chest hair. Plus, we'd do it too, a lot.
Long Term Relationship Potential - He seems like the kind of guy who would go to the store to buy his lady tampons with a "Hey, at least I'm getting laid" smirk on his face the whole time. Sigh.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - As Big John says, "Let's Get it On."

Donna's View

Doability - High. Very, very high. He’s got this whole self depreciating humor thing that is just awesomely awesome. Plus, he wears his virility on his chest. Literally. Have you seen all the hair? Testosterone city!
Perceived skills - Re-tiling the roof, opening beer bottles with his teeth, causing you to be the envy of all your girlfriends, protection from home invasion.
Imagined Dream Date - The local county fair, where we can eat funnel cakes, and ride the tilt-a-whirl, and vote for the prize winning hog.
Long Term Relationship Potential - Mom, I’d like you to meet my new boyfriend. I think he’s the one.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - As Big John says, "Let’s get it on!"

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Although some women won’t admit to it, most of us have a special spot in our hearts for the bad boy/good boy! The MMA boys certainly fit that role perfectly. When they enter the octagon, there’s no doubt that they’re there to do great harm to their opponents. Meet and talk to them at the hotel during UFC 101 and they are friendly, accessable and just like any of your guy friends from home! Many of the guys had there wives/girlfriends along with them and the women were regular women that would easily fit into your own group of girlfiends. My personal favorite bad boy is Miguel Torres from the WEC. In the octagon he looks really scary, but his smile during a recent interview showed his appealing boyishness. I can’t wait to be at one of his fights!

by Marje on Aug 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I totally love the panty dropper of the week..it made me giggle! Great Blog and Girls Totally Rule!

by Becca on Aug 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

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