Pantydropper of the Week: Michael Bisping

Birthdate: February 28, 1979
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185
Beth’s View
Doability – I tend to be an anglophile so add together the british accent, the cocky exterior, and those ridiculous baby blues of his and I'm a goner.
Perceived Skills – doing backflips off of walls, belching the alphabet, can drink a pint in under 5 seconds
Imagined Dream Date – We start the day with a shopping extravaganza in Harrods, because I'm his lady and he wants me to look my best. We follow it up with a couple of pints at the local pub where we engage in strip darts. After I lose a couple of items of clothing, I reveal that I have been playing right-handed but am actually a lefty. His dart skills are no match for mine and he quickly loses all of his clothes.
Long Term Relationship Potential – We start out strong, he does lots of stuff around the house and makes sure that I'm always satisfied. However, his hard partying ways begin to take their tole on the relationship and I become unhappy. We go to couples therapy because he is desperate to keep me. I leave him and 14 months later he comes back to me a changed man. I decide to take him back and we live happily ever after.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – Oh wow. I know this guy is more controversial than universal health care, but I just love him so very, very much.
Perceived Skills – very loyal to his friends and family, tells really funny and filthy jokes, charades.
Imagined Dream Date – Mike, ever the romantic, speeds me away to Rome, where we eat good food, drink excellent wine, see the sites...sigh, he's so good to me.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Luckily, because I'm so awesome, Mike decides he can't live without me. We get married in a quick civil ceremony so we can begin our new life together as soon as possible, honeymoon in Bora Bora (we had a great time, thank you) and divide our time between NYC and England.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
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Since TUF 3
I’ve really admired his attitude when he was in the house and his impressive foot work. I love the impression he gives that he’s just one of those guys who works hard at everything he does. The way he lost to Hendo made me question how he’d fair (right fair?) against Kang but his humbleness when he won and the way he played with his son in the Octagon was really moving. Also, mmm gorgeous chest!


















