So all of this crap, all season long about, "Will Kimbo get back in the Octagon? Watch next week to find out!" So what happens when he actually gets the chance to fight again? Nah, doesn't really feel like it. Awesome. Then, we find out Scott Junk's eye is screwed up from his fight with Mitrione, and he may not be able to fight again. This somehow leads to Marcus Jones losing his mind and going after Mitrione, to win Beth's Inappropriate Flip-Out of the Week award.. This guy is so bizarre. He could be beating the crap out of someone, and then stop right in the middle because a beautiful butterfly flies past and it makes him weepy. His fury ends up being for nothing as Junk has eye surgery and he'll be able to begin training again in 2 months.

First fight of the night is Mitrione vs McSweeney. Snore for both of these guys. Neither one has impressed me, and both have shitty attitudes, unlike me, who is sweetness and light at all times. Mitrione looked like he'd rather be anywhere else, and McSweeney chokes him out at the end of round 1. My favorite part of the fight is when Mitrione is ready to tap out before McSweeney even sinks the choke in. What a dummy.

The second fight is on, and it's Big Baby vs. Titties. Marcus Jones kind of reminds me of Michael Clark Duncan in The Green Mile with a side of The Incredible Hulk. You won't like him when he's angry. Still surprising to see that Jones can actually fight. He's aggressive right from the start, and Schoonover just can't handle him. Marcus gets him with a handy knockout.

Semifinals are announced. Roy Nelson vs James McSweeney and Brendan Schaub vs. Marcus Jones. Uh-oh. Scared for our darling Brendan. Never thought I'd be rooting for McSweeney, but I can't stand the idea of Roy Nelson winning this thing. More Rampage talking shit. Blah, blah, blah. At this point, after talking all that smack and then not delivering with a fight, Jackson just looks like a punk. Kinda like the boy who cried wolf. Ooh! A Sherlock Holmes commercial. Can't wait to see that.

Zack finally gets sick of McSweeney's crap and starts a fight. Good for him. McSweeney really is such a prick and...damn it! That means I have to root for Roy Nelson? Maybe they'll have a simultaneous knockout. Alas, no. Roy Nelson wins by TKO. Next time keep your hands up, McSweeney.

Now it's time for our boyfriend, Brendan. We're hoping for a knockout, but will take any kind of win. But first, more Evans vs. Jackson bickering! Jackson says the phrase, "Treat me like a bitch" about 42 times. Oh, boys. Just pull em out already, and I'll get the ruler. On to the fight. Marcus takes down Brendan right away but Brendan escapes, gets up and gets Marcus with a KO! Oh happy day!!!!

And with that comes the end of a lackluster season (except for our boyfriend). See you on Saturday!