Pantydropper of the Week: Santa

Birthdate: ?
Height: ?
Weight: Roy Nelson

Beth’s View

Doability –  He's way too jolly for me.
Perceived Skills –  Fitting in extremely tight spaces (e.g. fireplaces), able to scare young children, great with animals
Imagined Dream Date – He takes me on a private tour of the elves workshop and tells me I can have whatever I want.  I walk away with a Chloe Paddington, an Hermes Birkin and 800 pairs of designer shoes.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Sorry, I just can't be with a guy who only works 1 day a year.  I'd resent him every day while I'm schlubbing my ass to work.
Panty Dropper Rating – 2 - Granny Panty City

Donna’s View

Doability – Uh, maybe when I'm 80.
Perceived Skills – Always remembers peoples names, always picks the perfect gift, makes a kick ass cup of egg nog
Imagined Dream Date – two words: flying sleigh.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Nah. I couldn't ever be with someone that's happy all the time.
Panty Dropper Rating – 1 - Not even with yours.