What Would Forrest Do?
by Beth on Dec 24, 2009 9:00 AM EST
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Scenario - On Christmas Eve, while all cozy in front of the tree with his wife, Forrest hears a tapping on his roof.
What Would Forrest Do? - Forrest would shoot first and ask questions later. He runs to his gun cabinet and shoots the hell out of his roof. Unfortunately, all of Santa's reindeer die. Fortunately, Forrest makes a kick ass reindeer sausage.
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I think Forrest also would make an excellent reindeer stew
and perhaps some rack of reindeer.
Such a shame everytime someone takes a bite, they start singing “Rudolph.”
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