Pantydropper of the Week: BJ Penn

Birthdate: December 13, 1978
Height: 5’9"
Weight: 170

Doability – Ooh, yummy caramel skin, losing his hair the right way (Just shave it off fellas!), me likey a lot.
Perceived Skills – coaxing beached whales back into the ocean with a gentle song, super kickass, multi-level sandcastle builder, has the best 1,000 yard stare in the world
Imagined Dream Date – I try not to be too touristy, but during my trip to Hawaii, I’m picked on by locals and called "Haole."  BJ hears this, and he comes to my rescue.  It’s just that he sees something special in my blue eyes and he yearns to get to know the real me.  We spend the day holding hands as he shows me the wonders of Hawaii.  We do it on the beach at sunset and even though I get sand in all kinds of places and a weird rash on my thighs, I know that I will never be the same as I was before.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I’m a city gal.  I just don’t think I could take the pace of Hawaii.  I’d want to crawl out of my skin within a month.  This upsets BJ very much by the way.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – As Big John says, "Let’s Get It On!"

Donna’s View

Doability – For sure.  There’s an intensity there that I find super appealing and mildly terrifying.  What a winning combination.
Perceived Skills – loves dogs, can go 2 minutes without blinking, eating fire.
Imagined Dream Date – BJ flies me to Hawaii on a private jet (What?  It’s a DREAM date).  Then we hike to a volcano, ride horses on the beach, and enjoy a beautiful sunset.  The evening ends with a delightful pig roast, where BJ hand feeds me all the choicest pieces.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Unfortunately, no.  We’re the same height, so I would start to resent the fact that I could no longer wear heels, and it all goes downhill from there.
Panty Dropper Rating – 4 – Worth the Wax

Photo courtesy of Sherdog.