What Would Forrest Do?
by Donna on Dec 17, 2009 8:07 AM EST
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Scenario - According to the Mayan calendar, the world is going to end on December 21, 2012!
What Would Forrest Do? - Forrest flies around the Earth Superman style until he's back in the time of the ancient Mayans. He calmly explains to the Mayan king that if he doesn't extend the calendar, Forrest is going to rip out his throat and shit down his neck. The king quickly complies, adding 200 years to the calendar, thereby giving Forest plenty of time to continue his reign of awesomeness.
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Cries in the corner, runs away or makes a stupid joke
They’re the only things that I’ve ever seen Forrest do when he’s under pressure. The one time he faced greatness he made a fool of himself in front of the world both during and after the fight.
Anderson Silva >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Forrest Griffin in every possible way.
"Anderson Silva is the best fighter on the planet...any Anderson Silva fight that is on, people should be buying that PPV, not because he’s my fighter but you know what, he to me is like the Muhammad Ali of MMA...the UFC has been around since 1993, nobody (else) has 10 consecutive wins in the UFC. Anderson has had 10 fights in the UFC, only 1 has ever gone to a decision."
Ed Soares on why Andy is the best fighter in the world
Do you think there’s anyone out there right now that can give Silva a run for his money? I used to think maybe Machida could, but that’s over after the Rua fight.
by Donna on Dec 25, 2009 1:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rua and Gegard
Based on style alone Jacare and Mo but neither of them are ready yet.
Fedor of course.
Gimme 1 round!
by ItBurnzWhenIP on Dec 27, 2009 6:39 AM EST up reply actions
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