Pantydropper of the Week: Mike Swick
Birthdate: June 19, 1979
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 170
Beth’s View
Doability – Really, just look above at that picture. Do you really have to ask? No really, just look at that picture.
Perceived Skills – calf massages, singing babies to sleep, turning woman into babbling idiots with his awesomeness.
Imagined Dream Date – He takes me on a trip to Thailand where we end up in the jungle. We swing through the forest on vines like Tarzan and Jane. Oh, and he's wearing a loincloth cause that's what Tarzan would wear.
Long Term Relationship Potential – While it would be enjoyable scrubbing my laundry on his delectable abs, anyone with a rack that fab most likely spends too much time in the gym in my humble opinion. Unless the abs come from all of the fabulous sex we'd be having. I could definitely get behind (or under) that!
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – Yummy Yummerson from Yummersville. (that means yes)
Perceived Skills – pull-ups, lighting a fire, always willing to take out the trash.
Imagined Dream Date – We go for a hike through the forest, where we run across a bear! Mike quickly dispatches the bear with a rear naked choke, and I show my appreciation.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Nope. Like Rashad Evans before him, Mike probably lives in the gym. I have needs!!
Panty Dropper Rating – 4 - Worth the Wax
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Oh my goodness!!! I have always liked Mike a lot…but that picture brings “like” to an all new height!!!
by Cougar on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Just curious
what are the definitions on the scale for 3 and under? I find him gorgeous and all but his whole AKA boys not fighting each other really grates so I’ll just have to pretend nothing exists outside our bedroom ;)
Hilarious!
Funny Stuff Bar Belle. The rankings below 4 are as follows:
3 – Eh, why not?
2 – Granny Panty City
1 – Not even with yours



















