Pantydropper of the Week: Dan Cramer
Birthday: October 31, 1985
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 171 lbs.
Beth’s View
Doability – Yum. Come to Mama, you've been a bad boy and need a spanking.
Perceived Skills – 3-on-3 basketball, can touch his nose with his tongue, gets served very quickly by female bartenders
Imagined Dream Date – We go to a party (all his friends from high school are there) where I embarrass all the young boys by kicking their asses shotgunning beers. Some girl that's had a crush on him for years spends all night hanging all over him, and being the nice guy he is, he doesn't tell her to get lost. While he's in a bathroom, I kick the girl in the coochie and tell her to stay the hell away from my man.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Wow, it sure would be nice to see his pretty, pretty face everyday. Plus, he's nice and young (i.e. moldable) so he'd have no problem meeting my needs. :)
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get in on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – I don't usually like them this young, but for Dan I can definitely make an exception.
Perceived Skills – Madden NFL 10, can text 60 words a minute, extensive sneaker collection.
Imagined Dream Date – Did you ever see Pretty Woman? Okay, well it's like that, except I'm the rich executive and he's the one getting paid. Holla!
Long Term Relationship Potential – No no no. He's entirely too young, and I'm entirely too old seasoned. I'd feel like a dirty old bird, which is fine for a week or two, but completely unsustainable in the long run.
Panty Dropper Rating – 4 - Worth the Wax
(On a side note, when Donna and I were in Philly for UFC 101, he walked past us on the street. I subconsciously grabbed my boob and felt very lightheaded. -Beth)
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