As I was perusing my favorite MMA blogs this morning, I came across this story, which originally came from promma.info. After a win at MMA Big Show: Onslaught in Florence, IN (I know, he's really moving up in the world), Browning had these words of wisdom, Junie said,

"I try to come out here and put on a show. If you don't like it, than f**k ya'll! Ladies, after this I want two lines, one for sucking and one for f**ing."

Such big words for a dude that's gone from fighting with the UFC to doing shows in IN. Not that there's anything wrong with local shows of course, but it is a long way to fall. Please, oh please, please MMA world, stop giving this guy fights.

The thing that really bothers me about this whole thing is that there are probably women who would be willing to do this useless sack of meat strictly because he is a fighter. These same woman will wake up the next morning a little depressed with a few more self-esteem issues, oh, and an uncomfortable burning sensation when they urinate. You may say, "Gals, aren't you the ones who put up Pantydropper of the Week and Eye Candy? Aren't you promoting this behavior?" To this I say, "Hell no." We are die hard fans of MMA who realize that some of these guys are super easy on the eyes. And really, it's all kind of tongue-in-cheek anyway. I mean have you read Pantydropper of the Week?

If all it takes is mediocre talent, a wicked drinking problem and suicidal tendencies to make some women weak in the knees, then more power to them. I hold myself to higher standards. And really, shouldn't all women?