Pantydropper of the Week: Mauricio "Shogun" Rua

Birthdate: November 25, 1981
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 205
Beth’s View
Doability – Oh my goodness, do I even need to say it? Total deliciousness in every way.
Perceived Skills – getting kids off drugs and teaching them to do something productive with their lives, dancing without looking gay, baking brownies
Imagined Dream Date – We sit in a cabana on the beach in Brazil sipping Caipirinhas. I go topless because it's Brazil and I can do that. I develop a terrible sunburn (because I'm fair skinned) and he lovingly lathers me up with aloe and carries me back to the car.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I envision a passionate 6 month affair that fizzles out for reasons that neither of us can explain. The good part is that for the next 2 years we engage in a booty call relationship that benefits us both wonderfully.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – I'm going all Maury Povich on this one and saying, "I'm 1000% sure he's doable."
Perceived Skills – can shave his own head in one minute flat, long sultry gazes into your eyes, Eskimo kisses.
Imagined Dream Date – Mauricio (or, as I call him, Sugar Bear) plans a delightful picnic in Central Park, with wine, cheese and chocolate. Then Sugar Bear presents me with a brand new pug puppie, who I name Princess Penelope Picklebottom (I like alliteration). We frolic with 3 P on the great lawn, and smooch while she sleeps on my belly.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I'd like it to last forever, but Sugar Bear decides to move back to Brazil, and I can't compete with those Brazilian bitches.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
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