Gals Guide To MMA: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
New Blog: Along The Olentangy for Ohio State Fans!

Pantydropper of the Week: Mauricio "Shogun" Rua

image

Birthdate: November 25, 1981
Height
: 6'1"
Weight: 205

Beth’s View

Doability – Oh my goodness, do I even need to say it? Total deliciousness in every way.
Perceived Skills – getting kids off drugs and teaching them to do something productive with their lives, dancing without looking gay, baking brownies
Imagined Dream Date – We sit in a cabana on the beach in Brazil sipping Caipirinhas. I go topless because it's Brazil and I can do that. I develop a terrible sunburn (because I'm fair skinned) and he lovingly lathers me up with aloe and carries me back to the car.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I envision a passionate 6 month affair that fizzles out for reasons that neither of us can explain. The good part is that for the next 2 years we engage in a booty call relationship that benefits us both wonderfully.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"

Donna’s View

Doability – I'm going all Maury Povich on this one and saying, "I'm 1000% sure he's doable."
Perceived Skills – can shave his own head in one minute flat, long sultry gazes into your eyes, Eskimo kisses.
Imagined Dream Date – Mauricio (or, as I call him, Sugar Bear) plans a delightful picnic in Central Park, with wine, cheese and chocolate. Then Sugar Bear presents me with a brand new pug puppie, who I name Princess Penelope Picklebottom (I like alliteration). We frolic with 3 P on the great lawn, and smooch while she sleeps on my belly.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I'd like it to last forever, but Sugar Bear decides to move back to Brazil, and I can't compete with those Brazilian bitches.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"

0 recs  |  Comment 0 comments |

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from Gals Guide To MMA

Pantydropper of the Week: Santa

Dec 2009 by Donna - 2 comments

Pantydropper of the Week: Mike Swick

Dec 2009 by Beth - 4 comments

Eye Candy: Mauricio Shogun Rua

Nov 2009 by Donna - 3 comments

Comments

Display:

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about the Mixed Martial Arts.
Start posting on Gals Guide To MMA »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

Connect_with_facebook

SBNation.com Recent Stories

via Zuffa

Karo Parisyan Returns To UFC, Will Face Dennis Hallman At UFC 123

BOSTON - AUGUST 28:  Randy Couture reacts after defeating James Toney in the first round of their UFC heavyweight bout at the TD Garden on August 28 2010 in Boston Massachusetts.  (Photo by Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC/Zuffa LLC via Getty Images)

Press Release: Fight Metric Becomes Official Stats Provider Of UFC

Photo link

Bellator 27 Weigh-In Results - All Fighters Make Weight

More from SBNation.com >


Managers

Wondertwins_small Donna

000_0022_small Beth

Authors

Deadman_bt001_small satarma