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The Gal's UFC 106 Predictions

UFC 106

Beth's Picks

My picks aren't nearly as "scientific" as Cat, our best girl and heterocrush. Check out her work here. I go mainly off of feelings of adoration, or is that gas? I'm not really sure. Oh wait, girls don't fart so it must be adoration. I'll try to give you some insight into why I'm making these picks so that you can delve a little bit into the way my mind works. It will be thrilling and a little frightening but well worth the price of admission.

George Sotiropoulos vs. Jason Dent - Jason Dent's posture bothers me. So I just can't pick him.

Brock Larsen vs. Brian Foster - I had a crush on a guy named Brock once. Plus, he's bordering on being a redhead, so he must have some ginger rage built up.

Kendall Grove vs. Jake Rosholt - I like Kendall Grove and I want him to win. So I'm sending some good Joo Joo his way with this pick.

Ben Saunders vs. Marcus Davis - I can't pick the guy with muttonchops. I worry that anyone who spends that much energy on his facial hair isn't training as hard as he should be.  Prove me wrong, Ben!

Amir Sadollahvs. Phil Baroni - I love you with all my heart, Amir, and you will win this one because you will not want to disappoint me.

Luiz Cane vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira - Twin power!

Paulo Thiago vs. Jacob Volkmann - I flipped a coin on this one.

Josh Koscheck vs. Anthony Johnson- I can't stand Koscheck, so I'm rooting for Johnson on this one.

Tito Ortiz vs. Forrest Griffin- Griffin all the way on this one. I love him desperately, plus Ortiz is sure to get gassed quickly with all the energy required to hold up his ginormous planetoid of a head. Go Team Griffin!

Donna's Picks

These are my picks. Go ahead and take them to the bank (as long as you don't mind losing a little money). On a side note, when did it become okay to refer to money as salad? No, no, I say again no. I did not authorize this and I do not approve.

George Sotiropoulos vs. Jason Dent - George has this one cause his accent makes my insides feel all mushy. Plus, Jason Dent seemed a tad whiny bitch on his TUF season, and I'm just not down with that. Man up!

Brock Larsen vs. Brian Foster - eh. This will probably be a snack break fight for me.

Kendall Grovevs. Jake Rosholt - As sad as this one makes me, I think Kendall may be done. We did see him eating breakfast at UFC 101, and he's delightfully tall. What does this have to do with my predictions? Nothing. I just want everyone to be jealous that I was at UFC 101.

Ben Saunders vs. Marcus Davis - Unfortunate facial hair, great fighter. I wouldn't mind it if Davis win this one, but I think Saunders has it.

Amir Sadollah vs. Phil Baroni - Sobs, "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!" (a la Holly Hunter in Raising Arizona) If Amir doesn't win this one, I will go all emo cutter for the night.

Luiz Cane vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira -agree with Beth here. He's a twin, we're twins, so I have to show love to those that are fertilizationally gifted.

Paulo Thiago vs. Jacob Volkmann - According to the UFC website, Volkmann's nickname is Christmas. I can't get down with that.

Josh Koscheck vs. Anthony Johnson - If it wasn't for the existence of CB Dollaway (oh, how I loathe you), Koshcheck would be my arch nemesis. Anthony Johnson will be victorious here, thereby securing my devotion.

Tito Ortiz vs. Forrest Griffin - What would Forrest do? He'd kick Tito Ortiz's ass!

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Aww, I lurve you two, too.

I like Kendall too…its the accent. I’ve developed a thing for that Hawaiian accent. Oh hellfire, who am I kidding? I’ve got a thing for pretty much any acccent.

by Cat on Nov 20, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

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