I was actually excited about this episode because my new super-special boyfriend, Brendan Schaub, got to fight. But of course, we first must wade through the other BS before the big payoff.

Again, I find myself getting annoyed that everyone's convinced Kimbo would get the come back shot if Mitrione decides to punk out. And I can't help but think that his jacked up knee may be karma giving him a how-do-you-do for celebrating previous fighter injuries. Sometimes the universe does work itself out the way that I would like it to.

In hugely disappointing news, McSweeney used the word concussed. I've been saying this for years thinking that it wasn't actually a word, and after some research, I come to find out it's an actual word. WTF??? Total bummer.

I was pleased to see Rashad win the beach volleyball coaches challenge, however, he and Rampage manage to turn it into another fight. I suggest a Jets vs. Sharks type showdown where the teams dance through the streets with switchblades to settle it once and for all.

Most exciting of all was Dana White's "Come To Jesus" speech. Geez, has there been one season where he hasn't had to give this talk to the guys? But I always do enjoy it so very much.

On to the fight. I have to say, Brendan Schaub gives me tingles in all of my girly parts. He's definitely a future Pantydropper of the Week. We're nothing if not loyal! The fight as a whole really enraged me. There's nothing I hate more than a lay and pray fighter, and Madsen could be the poster boy for the movement. I mean if I wanted to watch a guy lay on top of another, I'd rent some gay porn. Not interested! Thankfully the ref didn't let it last too long, just long enough to get me all pissed off. So imagine my delight when Madsen got knocked the eff out. Woot! Oh my dearest Brendan, these attempts to make me a happy camper are working all too well. If you're not careful you will make me love you and then I will have to make you mine.