Pantydropper of the Week: Dana White

Birthday: July 28, 1969
Height: ???
Weight: ???
Beth’s View
Doability – Very, very doable. He wouldn't even have to try to get me in the sack. He could just throw a crude gesture my way and I'd be game.
Perceived Skills – removing splinters, can say F*ck in 12 different languages, delightfully well-organized
Imagined Dream Date – We decide to stay in on a cold night. We relax in front of the fire as he discusses his plans for taking over the world and I pet his wonderfully bald head.
Long Term Relationship Potential – There's great potential as long as I don't mind him being gone all the time to different places all over the world. Oh, and when he is home he's constantly barraged by calls from people who need something from him so it's not like he has time to relax, so then he gets a grumpy and I get upset. Yeah, that's not gonna work for me.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get in on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – Yowza. Handsome, powerful, intelligent, wealthy... Oops! My panties just fell off thinking about it.
Perceived Skills – undefeated in the "first one to blink loses" game, can immediately pick out a single malt vs. a blended scotch, always smells good.
Imagined Dream Date – Dinner at Per Se, where we eat and drink like royalty, followed by ring side (Octagon side?) seats at the first MMA match in NYC, where everyone stops to wonder who's the lucky gal with the boss and... Damn it! There go those panties again!
Long Term Relationship Potential – Only if you're willing to spend long stretches of time all by yourself while he's out having a good time with the boys and wading through a sea of skanks.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get in on!"
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