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Calling in the Mystics

Fedor

In a stunning turn of events, Fedor has called on famed the Russian mystic, Rasputin, for help in training against Brett Rogers. When asked why they resorted to such dramatic training methods, Fedor's camp explained, "Listen, this guy survived being eviscerated, stabbed, poisoned, shot, strangled, shot again, clubbed and casterated before finally drowning. If anyone can show Fedor how to go the distance, it's Rasputin." Following this statement, Rasputin screamed, "What? I've been castrated?" and threw himself in the closest river.

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Yeah—I’ve seen him in the ring with Fedor. Creepy!

He was at his wedding, too…

http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/fedor-emelianenko-wedding-photos/

by Danid on Oct 28, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

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