Alright, so I'm getting a late start. What do you want from me? We're moving to NY in 3 weeks darn it! But I've got my comfy pants on and I'm ready to go.

First thoughts - Donna continues to gag every time she sees CB Dolloway. Mom just called, she's drooling over the weigh-ins. It's going to be a long night. :)

Had PB&J for dinner and it's not sitting very well. I really hope there are no joint snapping/cauliflower ear exploding/gaping wound incidents or it might be coming up.

Stefan Struve - hmmm...definite future pantydropper potential for those who like 'em young. I'm talking to you, Mom.

Another shot of CB Dolloway = More of Donna's gagging. I think that she doth protest too much. Her extreme negative reaction to him leads me to believe she secretly loves him with all her heart. She will kill me for writing this.

Schafer vs. Bader - I kind of feel like Schafer is the sacrificial lamb. He's holding his own though kinda, and Donna and I are rooting for him due to the obvious Bader/Dolloway association. I gotta say, having an arch nemesis is exhausting. Loving that Joe Rogan said "blowed his wad" on TV and it didn't get bleeped. Shoot, it goes to decision. We're guessing Bader is going to take this one. But I gotta say, I was super impressed with Schafer. And they have to ruin it with even more CB Dolloway. Sometimes a gal just can't win.

Yoshida vs. Johnson - I ran to the bathroom and the fight ended. Darn me and my bladder!

Fisher vs. Stevenson - Donna and I are discussing whether Joe Rogan thinks that Mike Goldberg is a total dumbass. I choose to think that he does. Joe's a little quiet during this one. Maybe he's contemplating how being named Pantydropper of the Week has enriched his life. I wouldn't be surprised. I'm not really feeling this fight, it's making me yawn. I'm ready for the next one. And as I write that, the fight is over. Thanks, Joe Stevenson. You're so good to me.

Okami vs. Sonnen - BORING

Tibau vs. - Tibau rips his shirt off. I am very embarressed for him. Mom just called to talk about how good the Sonnen/Okami fight was. I have to be honest, I ran to the store to get a soda and Slim Jim. I'll have to take her word for it. Donna is now obsessed with finding a t-shirt to rip off. This should be fun to watch. Joe Rogan just talked about LA douche bags. I love him so much. And now they show Jeremy Piven...coincidence, I think not. Donna's calling bullshit on the Tibau decision. I have to be honest, I was looking for an apartment during the fight. I'm not multi-tasking very well.

Velasquez vs. Rothwell - Alright, I'm ready not to be bored, and I hope these two do it for me. The Extenze logo across Rothwell's shorts made me giggle. Great fight so far for big guys. Velasquez is tossing Rothwell around like a rag doll. I think I've found the man who can just carry me around all day. I must find him and make him mine. Rothwell was totally dominated in that fight. Yippee, a good one! Happy times. Definitely an early stoppage in my opinion, but it was kind of inevitable.

Machida vs. Rua - Donna is definitely loving on Rua. I may have to hose her down in a minute. If she starts humping my leg I'm gonna be pissed. My Mom is most definitely drooling over Machida down in Florida. Super jazzed about this fight. Rua sure is pretty. I'm getting the vapors. Mmmm...Machida's yummy too. Even if the fight sucks I've been thoroughly entertained. I'm easy that way. Some very homoerotic stuff going on in Machida's corner after the first round. And then they show David Spade...coincidence, I think not. In related news, Rua appears to have absolutely no butt. I can't imagine getting kicked repeatedly and not falling into the fetal position and crying. I feel like crying now just from watching these kicks. It bothers me that people are booing this fight. It may not be non-stop action, however, these are two very skilled fighters and it's really impressive to watch. Oooh, Machida wins. Not too sure about that. But it was pretty even, so I guess that's the way it goes. Either way it was a great fight, lots of boos, and I do feel bad for Rua. The rematch will be awesome.