Pantydropper of the Week: Joe Rogan

Why so pensive? Looks like someone needs a bosom hug.

Birthday: August 11, 1967
Height: 5'8" -ish??
Weight: No friggin' clue

Beth’s View

Doability – Yes, I would like to hit that please. Funny men make me want to drop my pants faster than George Michael in a public bathroom.
Perceived Skills – can grill a steak like nobodies business, extensive knowledge of sexual positions and their proper names, can roll a tightly packed yet very smokable joint in under 2 minutes
Imagined Dream Date – We go "off the grid" for a week in the Colorado wilderness. Joe goes out to forage meat while I stay back and tend camp. After killing a bear, we eat like kings and bathe in the blood of the kill. Our baser instincts get the best of us and we begin to communicate using grunts and clicks.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I forsee a long life filled with oodles of laughter and lots of recreational marijuana use. Sigh.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – As Big John says, "Let’s get it on!"

Donna’s View

Doability – Are you kidding? Funny, smart, and hot. The only thing that could make him more appealing is if he craps flawless diamonds.
Perceived Skills – Encyclopedic library of porn, installing hardwood floors, cunning master linguist (think about it.....).
Imagined Dream Date – Quiet dinner at a bar where we drink some beers and discuss capitalism's effect on the American working class family. Then we go back to my place and go at it like Joey Chestnut at an all you can eat buffet.
Long Term Relationship Potential – We'd be like Ward and June Cleaver. I'll do all the cooking and cleaning, he'll be a little hard on the Beaver...
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - As Big John says, "Let's get it on!"