Alright, no more joking. We're still waiting to see why this is supposed to be the best season of TUF ever. I'm not buying. Episode 5 was as much of a snoozefest as the previous 4. Again, Rashad comes out as a stand up guy who cares about his team, and Rampage just looks like a big old douchebag.

I will say I was pleased that this was the first episode that didn't spend the whole hour trying to get us to buy into the Kimbo Slice machine. They did manage to dangle the "will Kimbo come back due to injury" carrot in our faces for a few moments. But that's okay, baby steps away from Kimbo is all we ask. We did notice that Marcus Jones basically has no eyebrows, so that's pretty cool I guess.

Let's talk about Wes Sims for a moment. He seems to have the mental capacity of a 12-year-old boy. I can't tell if he's the dumbest man ever or if just has the worst sense of humor ever. Donna says that Sims is like Dane Cook's retarded brother. I definitely second that.

Justin Wren and Wes Sims modeled some lovely panties during the weigh-in. Sims made a comment about being the bigger man, but you could tell he was all potatoes. Call it woman's intuition. Again, not impressed.

And in the final act in a marathon session of leaving me unimpressed, Sims throws out some foot stomps before being quickly taken out via Arm Triangle.